Will this magic mixture produce more load?

I read about this magic mixture called, "Albino River" which requires you to put bananas, full cream milk, peanuts, cooked beef, oysters, beer, anchovies, yeast tablets, set honey, milk thistle, stinging nettle and mozzarella cheese into the blender. Wait for 5 mins then drink it between meal times. Have to say it seems a bit vile but it claims that one can produce an additional ounce of load. But for my sake any other formulas you know of?